Equestrians' Misadventures Using Only 6 Words

by Michelle Drum May 31, 2022 1 min read

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Equestrians' Misadventures Using Only 6 Words

Equestrians, by nature tend to be very creative individuals. A while back, we challenged our Facebook Followers to “Write An Equestrian Mis-Adventure Using Only 6 Words”. This post was met with an overwhelming response by riders of all disciplines. If you missed this hilarious post on our Facebook page, we’ve collected the most entertaining ones for you in this blog post! 

"Inflatable alligator freaks out chestnut mare!" - Angela P.
 
“More leg… More leg… Told you.” - Claire R.
 
"The turkey flew out of the grass… - Mary H.
"Butterflies are secretly demons with wings…." - Kaelyn D.
 
"I don’t need to lunge first…" - Nan B.
 
"The vet was JUST here…." - Ann G.
 
"He stopped. I did not." - Jennifer Ruff L.
 
"My pants ripped before my class…." - Jasmine F.
 
"Me, broken bones……horse all good!" - Mitzi J.
 
"Counting strides: three, two, one….Ouch." -Claire R.
 
"Shadows are evil demons from hell." - Malkhe B.
 
"OH DEAR GOD A PLASTIC BAG" - Jenny N.
 
"She went over the oxer alone." - Megan R.
 
"Saddlebred saw snake…I’m on the ground…" - Taylor D.


What’s you’re 6-word mis-adventure? Leave it in the comments & maybe we’ll add it! 

17 Responses

Jama Best
Jama Best

August 03, 2022

Water. Not happening. Nope. Me, swimming.

Bernadette Haro
Bernadette Haro

August 03, 2022

“SIT UP, SIT UP!!….….Oh dang!”

Joy H Penticuff
Joy H Penticuff

August 03, 2022

leaned back, airvest deployed, horse bolted

Elizabeth
Elizabeth

August 03, 2022

Unbalanced rider, big jump,…cracked rib

Kindy Pool
Kindy Pool

August 03, 2022

Electric fence is still on! OWWWW. and Horse rolled in lake…dunked me.

Barbara
Barbara

August 03, 2022

Leaving 2 strides out… bad idea.

Cheryl Adams
Cheryl Adams

August 03, 2022

Cow! Cows!! We’re out of here!!!

Tucker Bailey
Tucker Bailey

August 03, 2022

OMG, an Emu is stalking us!

Kathleen Beckius
Kathleen Beckius

August 03, 2022

Bang! Well the air vest works.

Elizabeth W.
Elizabeth W.

August 03, 2022

“Whirlwind-pretend racehorse bolts from stall.”

Cindy Jameson
Cindy Jameson

August 03, 2022

Thank God for long neck landings

Kim Daboo
Kim Daboo

August 03, 2022

Who put that stupid tent there?

Terri Lahr
Terri Lahr

August 03, 2022

Rider sees puddle. Horse sees death-trap.

Colleen
Colleen

August 03, 2022

“Ladies first.”

Bridget Brennan
Bridget Brennan

August 03, 2022

“Well, that’s why we wear helmets.”

Cindy Garcia
Cindy Garcia

August 03, 2022

I think my girth broke, HELLLLLP!

Tammy
Tammy

August 03, 2022

Been there done that oh shit!!

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