Equestrians' Misadventures Using Only 6 Words

by Michelle Drum May 31, 2022 1 min read

Equestrians, by nature tend to be very creative individuals. A while back, we challenged our Facebook Followers to “Write An Equestrian Mis-Adventure Using Only 6 Words”. This post was met with an overwhelming response by riders of all disciplines. If you missed this hilarious post on our Facebook page, we’ve collected the most entertaining ones for you in this blog post!

"Inflatable alligator freaks out chestnut mare!" - Angela P.

“More leg… More leg… Told you.” - Claire R.

"The turkey flew out of the grass… - Mary H.

"Butterflies are secretly demons with wings…." - Kaelyn D.

"I don’t need to lunge first…" - Nan B.

"The vet was JUST here…." - Ann G.

"He stopped. I did not." - Jennifer Ruff L.

"My pants ripped before my class…." - Jasmine F.

"Me, broken bones……horse all good!" - Mitzi J.

"Counting strides: three, two, one….Ouch." -Claire R.

"Shadows are evil demons from hell." - Malkhe B.

"OH DEAR GOD A PLASTIC BAG" - Jenny N.

"She went over the oxer alone." - Megan R.

"Saddlebred saw snake…I’m on the ground…" - Taylor D.

What’s you’re 6-word mis-adventure? Leave it in the comments & maybe we’ll add it!

by Michelle Drum

Michelle has been obsessed with horses since childhood. In addition to managing the e-commerce department at Farm House Tack, she is a graduate B with the United States Pony Club and previously worked as an Equine Veterinary Technician. She currently competes in the Amature Owner Hunters with her home-bred warmblood gelding Lego. Her husband David is a DVM with a graduate degree in medical microbiology from the University of Georgia.