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Best Reasons Why You Should Buy a Horse - Wrong Answers Only

A few weeks ago we asked our followers to share some best reasons why you should buy a horse - wrong answers only. We received many interesting and very funny responses! We've put together a collection of the most popular ones to share with you. 

Deadra B.

Cheapest pet to own. Totally fiscally responsible

Jesse Patrick L.

Not kidding, my sister bought a horse because they have the same birthday!

Kay B.

I need an emotional support animal because my husband doesn't understand me.

Rose W.

Shoveling manure daily brings me joy. 

Jillian P.

They just eat grass! Great lawnmower!


Tammy R.

They will look so nice in the pasture. They will complete the "look" - Property Brothers

Lisa H.

Because they are easy travel companions.

Carolyn L.

I don’t have that color yet!

Tracie W.

Because my husband plays golf so I need an equally expensive and time consuming hobby.

Michelle B.

They pretty much look after themselves!

Jessie B.

Because what else can you do with all that extra money you have laying around?

Angie B.

My partner said no more.

Kari W.

My husband didn’t tell me he loved me this morning.

Ceylona C.

Supports your local vet.

Denise K.

I wanted to experience flying.

Dennis R.

Better mileage than an electric vehicle.

Carrie R.

Because they are healthy as a horse. They are so low maintenance.


Have you found your favorite? Or you have a better one? 

Share in comments!

9 Responses


July 19, 2023

How many horses do I really need???
Just one more!!!

Wendy Elwell
Wendy Elwell

July 19, 2023

Because I by so many shoes a year for the horse that I do not feel guilty if I by a pair of shoes for myself,

michele kallinosky
michele kallinosky

July 19, 2023

because i needed a safe, cheap hobby after i bought a new pair of sneakers, then sprained my toe during a couch to 5k challenge.

Sarah Austin
Sarah Austin

July 19, 2023

Because they are the funnest way to break 4 ribs, 2 bones in the pelvis and a tailbone for funsies!

Robin Abbey
Robin Abbey

July 19, 2023

Interest rates are so low these days, you get a much better return if you invest in a horse

Wendy Elwell
Wendy Elwell

November 09, 2022

because they are worry free, easy to clean and low maintenance.


November 09, 2022

Because they are worry free and low maintenance.

Janice Cyrill
Janice Cyrill

November 09, 2022

Because there’s simply no reason for me to have long fingernails, a boutique wardrobe or a luxurious hairdo.

Tiffany  Grant
Tiffany Grant

November 09, 2022

I love the comment that they are easy to travel with! So NOT.

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